Scumbag Labour - Happy Birthday

They've finally done it. Many people doubted their ability to pull it off but I want everyone connected with the English regionalist party known coloquially as 'Welsh Labour' that I never doubted you for a moment. When I first congratulated Labour after nine months I bet there were people muttering under their breath that they would never carry it on. But then 10 months came and went and people thought they were just getting lucky. I didn't want to make a fuss after 11 months as even I was getting nervous and I didn't want to be blamed for being the one who junxed it and spoilt their run. But the wait is finally over.

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A lot has happened in the last year. In July 2012 Japan restarted it's first nuclear reactor since Fukoshima. In August Britain's Andy Murray won a gold medal in the men's tennis whilst Scotland's Andy Murray lost in the doubles final. In September England's Jensen Button wins the Belgian Grand Prix. October saw David Cameron and Alex Salmond have a bit of a chin wag and a handshake over Scotland's goal of seperatism from the greatest union that London has ever seen. Catalans went to the polls in November whilst December saw the one year anniversary tributes for his gloriousness Kim Jong-Il.

In the new year we had the horse meat scandal, the African cup of Nations kicked off in February whilst Hugo Chavez died in March, pêl droed defeated fitba and rygbi thrashed rugger. Canadian Mounties foiled a terrorist plot in April whilst a soldier is murdered on the streets of London as a result of the foreign policy of the UK. June saw Edward Snowden release docs proving the USA has been spying on the entire worlds internetz.

But throughout all that, one thing has remained constant. As a result of the incompetence of Carwyn Jones and Labour in Wales, not a single Ambulance target has been hit for a whole year. Lives are being put at risk every single day thanks to this pathetic little puppet of Nu-Labour.

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